(he's the head of the Daily Planet, better known for being Superman's boss) DBZ: it's over nine thousand. Speilberg OR Lucas

What do mean it's over 9000,

Speilberg, he has different types of moives

Burger King or McDonalds

You haven't run into that particular meme yet? Basic explanation here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI McDonalds: I wish I had my break today. The Lorax OR Yertle the Turtle

Yertle was more fun, but I'd have to say The Lorax is more the modern flavor, so  Yertle it is.

Omniscience

 Or

Omnipotence 

? 

Omnipotence: better to know nothing and do everything than to know everything and do nothing. Homophobic Wolf OR Constantly Masturbating Walrus (don't you DARE judge me)

homophobic wolf (you can at least function... if you were masturbating all the time you wouldn't be able to do much else.) constipated OR diarrhea stricken

You ever experience both at the same time? Trust me, not fun, and difficult to explain. I'd go with constipated, just because it results in fewer skid marks. Beautiful landscape marred with the memories of a 35-year old bloodbath OR Beautiful landscape marred with the visible scars of a 1-year old game of missile tennis (guess who went to visit the Golan Heights this week!)

Beautiful landscape marred with the memories of a 35-year old bloodbath Most people won't even remember what happened there 35 years prior. Being extremely beautiful and completely stupid or Being extremely intelligent and completely ugly

Being extremely intelligent and completely ugly (I'll be smart enough to make myself pretty)

Would you rather have one leg or one arm?

One arm: I can get used to one-handed typing, but hopping on one leg hurts after a while. Pens OR Pencils (this post written entirely with one hand)