Is MMA kind of gay?
Does MMA refer to Mixed Martial Arts or some Man Man Action? You see two ripped and oiled up guys start to wrestle each other, using their powerful muscles straining to overcum each other, breathing deep manly breaths as the action gets intense.
Am I going to win? Well I have to get on top of him and beat him off, till it is over. Then whisper in his ear some sweet nothings after the win. People think you privately mention things like "Oh good fight" . Nope. You tell him how hot he looked he looked and invite him to the post fight sauna!