Bought some milk and orange juice.  Boiled peanuts were on sale.  They were sold out of 4 meat Tombstone pizza so.

What kind of orange juice? Anything other than Tropicana is a big no!

Simply Orange.  Really, I can't tell the difference between orange juices unless they're side by side. 

Did you so happen to see 50 Xbones stacked up on the shelves?

Forget I said that. Let's get down to some serious business. Take any nice perv shots? There's usually some nice looking baby momma's in Walmarts.

Those peanut companies must be really desperate shoving their product in your face.

Calling it now, boiled peanuts = doomed.

What's boiled peanuts?

Reported for trolling boiled peanuts.

Face the facts boiled peanuts have been doomed for the past 5 months!

What type of pizza did you get then? That reminds me that Sam's has a sale on Digiornos.

I expected to be one of those threads that say "PS4 sold out, lots of Xbox One's." or "People aren't buying the Wii U at my WalMart." in the OP.

This is much better though.