O.K. The other joke thread started out good (I don't mind the racial jokes so long as I know the people themselves are not promoting racism), but the jokes went south IMO in a hurry. 

Here is one for the clean jokes, and please keep it clean.  I'll start.

A Blond was driving down an old country highway one day and noticed a brunett standing in the middle of the road.  She stopped the car out of curiousity to see what was going on.  As she got closer to the brunett the blond noticed the she was hoping back and forth in the middle of the road repeating the number 33 over and over again.  (This joke works best when you tell it to actually hop from let to right and right to left saying 33 again and again for demo)

The blond found this to be very odd, but decided to line up behind the brunett and do as she was doing.  And so they both were hopping back in forth in the middle of the road counting "33", "33", "33".  After a moments time a big semi could be seen coming barreling down the road, the brunett kept on jumping and so did the blond.  At the last moment the brunett dove out of the way of the oncoming truck only to see the semi run down the blond who was still in the road.  The brunett slowly walked back into the middle of the road, took a deep breath and began again......"34" "34" "34"

That joke sucks the big one.

It's a lot funnier when told in person.  Where is yours then?

One day, long, long ago,
there was this woman who surprisingly,
Did not whine,
nag
or bitch.
But this was a long time ago
And it was just ONE day.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!
Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They're
going to STICK!! Careful ... CAREFUL!! be CAREFUL!!You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving".

The New Hospital Wing

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised against rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!

The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologist didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt hole in Administration.