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Are gamers servants of the devil?

Yes, all of them/us. 2 40.00%
 
No, only Nintendo gamers like he said. 0 0%
 
No, only Dark Souls playe... 3 60.00%
 
No, none of them/us. 0 0%
 
Total:5

I found an autotune of a latin american evangelist pastor named Josue Yrion who resides in LA. I found it rather entertaining, and I’m here to share it with you guys, the lyrics in english are below:

 

The japanese discovered that playing the nintendo,

because of the light, will produce epilepsy.

There’s two kinds of epilepsy: one of them is an illness, another one’s a demon

—listen well—

convulsions… and epilepsy,

evil, possesses you.

—hold it well, brother—

Brain damage, brain damage… permanent.

You are a slave of the evil (slave of the evil).

The Devil is playing with you!

for fixing your sight, at the screen.

It’s Resident Evil, here is the answer, here is the evil.

The Devil is playing with you!

Sit and relax, sit and relax.

Oh my God.

Not anymore, epilepsy, epilepsy.

 

If you believe that what is here, is not the truth,

you are a servant of the demon.

If you have a nintendo machine in your house

You are, a friend of the devil

Brain damage, brain damage, brain damage.

You are, you is, a slave of the evil

Brain damage, brain damage, permanent.

You are a slave of the evil

 

A friend of the devil…



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This is quite old. I remember a friend showed it to me and we almost pissed our pants in laughter. This guy is an idiot.

Edit: The original video is old though xD. Anyway the entire video was better. It had some seriously fucked up parts.



"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"

Anfebious said:

This is quite old. I remember a friend showed it to me and we almost pissed our pants in laughter. This guy is an idiot.

Edit: The original video is old though xD. Anyway the entire video was better. It had some seriously fucked up parts.


Yeah, it looks like it's old, I just saw it for the first time. BTW, my twelve year old niece loves RE and I showed her the "jill sandwich" part from RE1 since it came out before she was even born, I also showed her your avatar some time ago and she found it very funny.



ChristianTheAtheist said:
Anfebious said:

This is quite old. I remember a friend showed it to me and we almost pissed our pants in laughter. This guy is an idiot.

Edit: The original video is old though xD. Anyway the entire video was better. It had some seriously fucked up parts.


Yeah, it looks like it's old, I just saw it for the first time. BTW, my twelve year old niece loves RE and I showed her the "jill sandwich" part from RE1 since it came out before she was even born, I also showed her your avatar some time ago and she found it very funny.

Here you have the original! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IErgDO2n1s0 Although it's in spanish... but it's hilarious!

I played the game when I was a little boy and I never had a problem like this guy suggests, your niece is also proof of that!

Yeah that Jill Sandwich is my favourite videogame quote of all time., it's just so funny xD.



"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"