I found an autotune of a latin american evangelist pastor named Josue Yrion who resides in LA. I found it rather entertaining, and I’m here to share it with you guys, the lyrics in english are below:
The japanese discovered that playing the nintendo,
because of the light, will produce epilepsy.
There’s two kinds of epilepsy: one of them is an illness, another one’s a demon
—listen well—
convulsions… and epilepsy,
evil, possesses you.
—hold it well, brother—
Brain damage, brain damage… permanent.
You are a slave of the evil (slave of the evil).
The Devil is playing with you!
for fixing your sight, at the screen.
It’s Resident Evil, here is the answer, here is the evil.
The Devil is playing with you!
Sit and relax, sit and relax.
Oh my God.
Not anymore, epilepsy, epilepsy.
If you believe that what is here, is not the truth,
you are a servant of the demon.
If you have a nintendo machine in your house
You are, a friend of the devil
Brain damage, brain damage, brain damage.
You are, you is, a slave of the evil
Brain damage, brain damage, permanent.
You are a slave of the evil
A friend of the devil…








