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Yeah, right, I used to rap years ago and now I'm trying to make a song about games. It's called "My Playstation" and this is what I got so far. Share your thoughts. Give me some ideas and correct my bad English if something sounds funny. ;)

 

[hook]
please take a seat, pick what you like
we gon' play some games tonight, right
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation (yeah, yeah)
ready for some action, plenty satisfaction
you're about to feel unique sensations
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation
come play with me

[bridge]
to do


[verse 1]
I'm not a playa anymore, i'm a gamer
i'm about to show you it's nothing to be ashamed of
if you let me i'll fulfill your Final Fantasy
when i'm done find a tent so you can rest with me
i'll take you outerspace, like Mass Effect should be
after a little flirt, we'll save the galaxy
and if i'll be your Mario you can be my Peach
when i get high on mushrooms, girl you'll lose your speech
set your mind free, if you want it you can have it
and if you see a star, double-jump and you can grab it
be my Prototype and we can take a flight
who needs a plane if you got super powers right?
your world is upside down, i think you got a crush
and you might fall in love, like gravity rush
you wanna save the world, baby just take my hand
and if we die together, we just reload again

[hook]
please take a seat, pick what you like
we gon' play some games tonight, right
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation (yeah, yeah)
ready for some action, plenty satisfaction
you're about to feel unique sensations
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation
come play with me

[verse 2]
girl you look so next-gen, i'm loving your textures
your smooth animations make a gamer wanna sex ya
and if you like some role play you can be my Zelda
I will Link my skill and my strengh to protect ya
if you like to Move, let's get the Party Started
i'll make sure no spot on your body's still Uncharted
put your char on test, we're looking for a chest
but first let me raise some points on the size of your breast
and you make me wanna do some things thats PEGI 18
it's not a Quick-Time-Event, if you know what a mean
I can be your Kratos, you can be my Aphrodite
and your friends can stay tonight, if you know what I like
just like Bayonetta, you can lick the lolli
do it till it's Juiced if you wanna get the trophy
cause when it blings i'm sure you'll feel like never before
and if you're a trophy whore, you'll come back for more

[hook]
please take a seat, pick what you like
we gon' play some games tonight, right
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation (yeah, yeah)
ready for some action, plenty satisfaction
you're about to feel unique sensations
on my playstation
come join me on my playstation
come play with me



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

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Canario's style.



Wright said:

Canario's style.


Is this good or bad? :D



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

ghettoglamour said:
Wright said:

Canario's style.


Is this good or bad? :D


Pretty good, actually xD I'm having hard time making up something since all I can think is in Spanish and the fun is lost in translation. If I come up with something, I'll post it here.