Forces of the Xbots and Sonyites, the time has come to unite! This tyranny from the enemy commander known as Reggie have plunged the sanctity of both nations into a time of distress. This is a direct insult to the pride of not one, but two nations. They will not come out unpunished. We shall spread fear into the very depths of their hearts. We shall crush them into nothingness and have our rightful place in this galaxy! We shall proceed towards this endless abyss with nothing to fear since we will prevail. Their forces may be strong, but they are nothing in the face of true power! On this day, they shall feel the wrath of our combined forces! On this day, we engrave fear into their hearts!

Sony's Army

Microsoft's Army

The Enemy

Forces have already started their assaults on various locations:

Ign and Neogaf are two of the biggest battlegrounds.

lol, this was inspired from something I read awhile ago on this forum.  Also the emperors speech from killzone 2. The interwebz is sure in an uproar, it's amusing.

I approve. This is epic OP right there. But yes, it seems Nintendo is changing their tune back to 90's Nintendo. This xmas will be epic:)

Yea, I could do a temporary truce. After we get rid of Nintendo we could go back to fighting.

'meh'

lol ^ got to love a true faux patriot. xD

Hey! what if Reggie was really John Lucas. Think about it.

*mind blown*

That would at least explain why Reggie is overflowing with confidence. But. Could it be overconfidence? Tune in next week for more!

This thread is Meh

Why? You're just gonna lose anyway.

Fixed, I see the enemy forces have come! They will be no match for the being known as BasilZero. Go forth my brethren!

Sony: We have one million pre-orders.

One for each of our troops.

Nintendo: We have a Hulk.