Inside the refrigerator was a secret juice called Mreps. He drank the milky goodness until not even a single drop clung to the bottle. Suddenly he felt..

Stronger than ever before. With his new found strength he uprooted a tree. suddenly...

...a bright flash engulfed all that which he could see, everything went out of focus blinded by the sheer intensity...

he started pissing his pants. He ran in circles , "daddy, daddy!" He cried out. Until he vomited up the magical milky Mreps. Birds descended into the vomit and..

Edit: LOL! Mine was intended for Blackrabbit's post but I think it works even better here. 

((LOL why would you do that!? LMFAO))
were devoured by the milky Mreps. Finally free from it's human host it flew off into the distant only to...

start vomiting mid flight. Their bodies twirling and transforming into half man half bird as they fell. Bravo pulled up his wet pants and ran over to the birdmen to..

ask them, "What time is it?" To which the birdmen responded,"Its a quarter to five." Bravo surprised said,...

shit that late already!? He then procedeeded to grab a random bag of dicks and...

started powering up. "Not again", he mouthed silently. The sand around him began..

making holes for the random dicks from the random bag. Bravo watched as the birdmen each grabbed a dick to strap on. "It comes..." the bag of dicks whispered. At the edge of the sky a huge...