Screamapillar on 09 March 2013
It'll be smaller, but maybe a little thicker than the first PS3 Slim. I picture something glossy, not matte. Probably self-loading, or at least a slot-load where you can lift up and close the lid for the disc, like the second PS3 Slim.
Honestly... mass-wise, perhaps not shape-wise, probably similar in size to the Wii U.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
