What my Mom said made perfect sense. Trashleg is my Grandma, Rol is my Mom, and Tads is my Dad (he doesn't want me, though.) I can't remember who my Grandpa is, I think it was Dsister....

I'll try to explain things.....as best as I can...

trashleg was my previous lover (that was a female) but she got abducted by hatmoza (which is why we don't have many female gamers on the site for fear of abduction). Apparently somewhere in the midst of it, she and dsister44 had a baby named trasharmdsister12. Then somehow I guess there might be another child she had somewhere that conceived NintendoPie.

Alright, I'll explain it as best as I can while keeping things short.

I used to tell Soriku (the guy who still has the highest post count) that he is like the son that I never wanted. Back then in 2007 he was only 13 years old. When NintendoPie joined the site four years later he reminded many people, including myself, of Soriku because of all the spamming and other similarities (and he was 13 years old too). Since Soriku had more or less left this site, I made NPie the new son that I never wanted. To which he replied that I am a bad mom. This is where trasharmdsister12 (the moderator) stepped in and somehow became the dad. trasharmdsister12's own history is that his username is a combination of trashleg and dsister44, so these two users kinda were his parents which subsequently made them NintendoPie's grandparents.

In a related story, at some point trasharm and I had a serious talk with NPie and since he was cocky, we had to disown him. This almost made him leave the site for good, because he thought we were completely serious.

Any questions?

I'll try to explain things.....as best as I can...

trashleg was my previous lover (that was a female) but she got abducted by hatmoza (which is why we don't have many female gamers on the site for fear of abduction). Apparently somewhere in the midst of it, she and dsister44 had a baby named trasharmdsister12. Then somehow I guess there might be another child she had somewhere that conceived NintendoPie.

Alright, I'll explain it as best as I can while keeping things short.

I used to tell Soriku (the guy who still has the highest post count) that he is like the son that I never wanted. Back then in 2007 he was only 13 years old. When NintendoPie joined the site four years later he reminded many people, including myself, of Soriku because of all the spamming and other similarities (and he was 13 years old too). Since Soriku had more or less left this site, I made NPie the new son that I never wanted. To which he replied that I am a bad mom. This is where trasharmdsister12 (the moderator) stepped in and somehow became the dad. trasharmdsister12's own history is that his username is a combination of trashleg and dsister44, so these two users kinda were his parents which subsequently made them NintendoPie's grandparents.

In a related story, at some point trasharm and I had a serious talk with NPie and since he was cocky, we had to disown him. This almost made him leave the site for good, because he thought we were completely serious.

Any questions?

keep your weird as shit out of my thread and back to that one !!

I'm insulted.

I'm insulted.

you tell people to lick your feet and scratch your nuts for crying out loud!