FIFA confirmed today that the leaked character reported on news is the new world cup mascot...
Despite all my hopes for Blanka winning (the most famous international brazilian celebrity ever, let's face it), who actually won was a bland blue Armadillo... who doesn't even seen to have experienced much, if any, horrible life-chaging experiences, like having to survive as a orphan in a jungle or watching holocaust videos inside an evil scientist torturous cylinder of death.


I MA SAD BLANKA right now.

But don't worry, Blanka fans all around the world. Rio 2016 mascot spot is still open. Let's spread the word!









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