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blkfish92 on 14 July 2012
Alby_da_Wolf said:
blkfish92 said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
blkfish92 said:
So it's an alternative to toilet paper?


For women peeing, yes. When shitting it's mainly for completion.


What?

Where we use it, we use paper first, to remove easily the most without touching it, then we wash with the bidet to clean ourselves better.
Obviously it's possible to wash your ass and dick/pussy in other ways (and to wash just the dick nothing can beat the washbasin for ease), but bidet makes it easier and more comfortable when you are dressed. A toilet bowl with built-in bidet can be as easy and comfortable, but a separated bidet make it more difficult that the tap or nozzle become accidentally dirty.
Even more comfortable and easier can be having a shower or bath tub with flexible shower head near enough to the toilet bowl, but it isn't always possible.


Well that sure isn't used where I'm around lol



           

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radishhead on 14 July 2012

I thought a bidet was a toilet for women



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Alby_da_Wolf on 27 July 2012
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Aielyn said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

Well, if that question came up then we may have a slightly different meaning for the word over here.

Still, the obvious answer is that the wiping/cleaning was completed.

It's not exactly a question that came up. Your use of the word in that sentence carried an unintentional interpretation that was the dominant one for anyone who has never used a bidet (myself included) - once I stopped to think about it, I realised what you actually meant... but the way it's worded, it sounds like you start off "shitting" in the toilet, and then complete the process of "shitting" in the bidet. Hence the "What?"

Now, obviously it's actually an absurd idea, finishing off that particular process in a different bowl... but that's how it reads.


I was answering the question "So it's an alternative to toilet paper?" though, which made me think that the message was clear.

That's some funny shit nonetheless xD

Once I dated a crazy girl that washed her c*nt in the bidet BEFORE peeing in the toilet. If a girl born and grown in a country where bidets are used by almost the whole population can use it in such an absurd way, I must admit I can't be surprised  that elsewhere people may get confused by it and come up with some absurd and funny ideas.   



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IIIIITHE1IIIII on 28 July 2012
Alby_da_Wolf said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Aielyn said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

Well, if that question came up then we may have a slightly different meaning for the word over here.

Still, the obvious answer is that the wiping/cleaning was completed.

It's not exactly a question that came up. Your use of the word in that sentence carried an unintentional interpretation that was the dominant one for anyone who has never used a bidet (myself included) - once I stopped to think about it, I realised what you actually meant... but the way it's worded, it sounds like you start off "shitting" in the toilet, and then complete the process of "shitting" in the bidet. Hence the "What?"

Now, obviously it's actually an absurd idea, finishing off that particular process in a different bowl... but that's how it reads.


I was answering the question "So it's an alternative to toilet paper?" though, which made me think that the message was clear.

That's some funny shit nonetheless xD

Once I dated a crazy girl that washed her c*nt in the bidet BEFORE peeing in the toilet. If a girl born and grown in a country where bidets are used by almost the whole population can use it in such an absurd way, I must admit I can't be surprised  that elsewhere people may get confused by it and come up with some absurd and funny ideas.   



Haha, yeah people can come up with pretty much any conclusion if not taught properly. I must admit that I even have personal experiences in this matter: It took me a couple of years until I realized that I was turned the wrong direction when sitting on the toilet (and since I was used to it, it took me another year or so until I finally got used to the proper way of shitting xD