The Aztecs were defeated by five spaniards and a horse, and the Mayans are responsible for all that end-of-the-world bullshit. Neither is exactly a pedigree to look up to, but I guess I'll go with the Mayans.

Peanut butter or Nutella?

Peanutbutter

Mexican or Mexican't

Mexican't: I'm an American so I can't be Mexican.

Blue Pill or Red Pill?

Red.

Max Payne or Maxim?

Neither?

Purple or Magenta?

Neither?

Is Pezus on his period or is he just super duper grumpy today?

Super Duper Grumpy: Since you used the words "his" and "he" I doubt it's PMS.

Pin Ball or Skee ball?

Hmm... toughie. Pin Ball..

L.A. or N.Y?

Hum... N.Y. less smog.

Japanese Curry or Thai Curry

Bush Jr. - Bad President, yes. Though I wouldn't mind hanging out with him in a bar.

Afro or silky smooth