Not fashionable enough for my taste, plus I can't do my daily cartwheels with those at a park.

Your penis

Anything bigger than a handfull is a waste.


Internet porn?

Has the potential to take the joy/wonder/exciting new venture feeling out of real sex.

(ps I love kilts)

Energy drinks.

Filled with too much sugar and questionable ingredients (energy drinks are not regulated by any government agency, not that the government is much good at that anyway).

Disney

theyre EVIL

Big brother

Uhhh.... Creepy and dehumanizing concept. That is all.

Twitter

Flooding the internet with pointless announcements, plus the dumbasses and attention-whore have access to it further polluting the 'net with their pointless crap.

"Good Day" by IU

Overly cheery song. Relies on vocal gymnastics to achieve its impact. Not sung in English. Sappy lyrics. Annoying voice echo technique used in the main chorus. 3 semitone note at the end sounds a bit shrill outside the context of the song.

Didn't say it was a perfect song, but I like it.

YouTube

Far too many crap pointless videos made by morons. Some great gideos too though.


Iran?

Unstable government and may have nuclear weapons? Also too hot climate-wise.

The British Royal Family.