Ehm, yes?

Have you ever stayed awake for more than 36 hours?

Yes

Have you ever been to Japan?

No.

Have you ever taken a shit under water?

Fuck no :D

Have you ever bought a game with a metascore below 70?

No, but not because I religiously follow reviews, just because I don't buy that many games anyway, and the few games I do buy aren't gonna be mediocre below 70 titles.

Have you ever fallen out of a tree you climbed?

Yes, the same tree that I took a shit out of that I was going to ask have you ever, but under water won.

Have you ever eater octopus?

Yes... *shivers* Would not recommend it!

Have you ever been in a serious fight? (In other words; not between friends)

Yes. Last time was many years ago, stupid bar fight. Completely annihilated some dude, got in trouble, went to court, paid fines, fucking sucked.

Have you ever pissed the bed as an adult while not drunk?

I'm not an adult so no.

Have you ever hyped up a game so much as to when you get it it's not as fun as you thought?

Yes. That goes for every single Halo release after Halo: CE. Plus Skyward Sword.

Have you ever kissed someone?