Not completely, some branches only...

have you ever shaved your armpit?

What are all these shaving comments for? No, I haven't.

Have you ever wondered why French Women don't shave their armpits?

No, I'm sure they do and this is just a stupid american belief.

Have you ever wondered why Americans think they're the state of the art and Europeans still climb up on trees?

No, I understand that we are assholes.

Have you ever caught a snapping turtle?

No sir, never even seen one.

Have you ever smoked a cigar?

Tried but found it awful so no, never a full one. That is very manly though.


Have you ever tried to come up with a sentence that you are sure no one has ever said before?

I take this idea from the late, great George Carlin when he said, "As soon as I shove this red hot poker up my ass, I'll chop my dick off".

Umm no, I guess :)

Have you ever lost a match in a sports game and then texted an insulting message to your opponent?

No, that sounds a little sore loserish though.

Have you ever received an insulting message after whopping everyone's ass in a multiplayer match?

Yes, but it's always light-hearted.

Have you ever been to a football match (soccer)?

Yes, I've been to the Eurocup 2008 in Austria. I saw Spain - Russia 4-1.

Have you ever met somebody famous?