No but I could be the President of the dudes that jerk-off while driving club.

And damn, I wanted the fishing question, I LOVE fishing.

Have you ever told someone that had some shit in their teeth or a visible booger in their nose?

Yes, for some reason my bother always always XD ends with something between his teeth... (we eat a lot of bean and stuff)

 Have you ever jerk-off in the wild?

Fuck yeah, now I can tie this into a fishing story. It all started as a youth fishing in upstate NY's Esopus creek for trout with my father (no my father didn't jerk me off). In the summer, the stream is usually littered with tubers (people riding an inner tube down the stream) and as a fisherman, you have to let the tubers pass before you have your line in the water. Well , long story short, I used to see many fine women with wet T-Shirts and hard nipples from the cold water going by. So naturally, as a young lad, I would take advantage of these fresh sights and go in the woods to "handle" things.


Ummm, have you ever exposed too much of yourself on a gaming website?

Hahaha I would probably say yes.

Have you ever had the spins?

If you are talking about the drinking spins then yes, more times than I care to remember. It's like you get drunk, have all this fun then lay down are are like , FUCK!

Have you ever gone to kiss someone and they just sat there and let your lips collide into their completely still lips and didn't do anything back? LOL that sucked but it only happened once, she was considerably younger too :(

No

Have to ever scratched your balls to the point that you injured it ?

No, hell not... 

have you ever gotten kicked in the balls?

No, not like a square kick in the balls by someone trying to.

Have you ever shaved your balls?

No, why would you do that?

Have you ever wished you were born in a different time?

Hey when you actually grow some hair on your balls, you may have your answer.


Born, no. The ability to travel to different times, hell yes.

Have you ever cut down a tree?