Nope, thankfully :)

Have you ever been punched by a guy, but then you actually became better friends afterwards?

No, but I "fought" with one of my best friends back when we were like 13 (we already were friends).

Have you ever ended up buying a game you claimed it sucks before?

No.

Have you ever had a bad dream about someone you were dating (like they were flirting or fucking around with someone else) and then you treated them poorly based on their actions in your dream?

Shit, yes. I dreamed we were arguing (how do you spell that?) about something, then I wanted to go away, but she pulled on my arm and I pulled away.

Now what I really was doing in reality: I had my arm under her neck and was pulling to me so I was choking her. Thank god I woke up before something tragic happened...

@toad: Have you really fapped while driving?? WTF?? HOW??

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, I'm pretty sure. I know that sounds more like a maybe but it's more yes than no.

Yeah, jerking off while driving, it's possible but it needs to be on a highway type of road with little to no traffic. You also need to be really "ready" before you get to the actual stroking....LOL. The funny thing is, and I swear to god this is true, as you are building towards the finish, you will get on the gas more and more until you are done. Then you start to ease off the gas and settle back down. I've only done it twice that I can specifically remember but I feel like it's been more times. I would just pull over these days, like when you wanna make a call from your cell phone, LMAO.

Opps sorry.

Have you ever been taking a piss in a public bathroom and had a peek at what the guy standing next to you was "working with"?

No, never choked my chicken while driving

Have you ever been to Australia or New Zealand?

No but there was a time before my wife and I had kids that we were seriously considering moving to Australia.


I'll post this again to try to get back on track here since I messed it up.

Have you ever been taking a piss in a public bathroom and had a peek at what the guy standing next to you was "working with"?

Hmm, I know I though of it couple of times but I can't remember if I actually looked and saw it, lol.
@toad, LOL. And how the fuck you get horny while driving? You were alone then? You're really "special" :D

Have you ever jizzed in a pool? If yes please explain very accurately!

hahaha no dude, never.

Have you ever cleared out a classroom in school with one of your farts?