True, I've never done it.

The user below me finished college.

False, since I live in Switzerland and there's nothing like this here. I have an apprenticeship as a computer programmer though.

the user below's favorite website is VGChartz.

False. I'd actually be more sad if youtube went down.

The user below me will answer false to this statement.

You copied that statement from me, thus I have authority to ignore it.



The user below me thinks he's a genious.

False, I would probably say I'm above average smartness, but not a genius.

The user below me sees a therapist on a weekly basis.

False, everything's alright with me so far.

The user below is going to ask a stupid question.

True

The user below has measured his penis at least once in his life

True

The user below would punch me in the face if I would call him an asshole

Both true & false, depends on the size of the glass.

The user below takes a piss as soon as he gets out of bed in the morning.

False, I don't have an actual job, I'm a student, and boy do I half-ass my work. I barely get anything in on time, it's usually a bit late. If I just tried a little bit I know I could be a B+/A- student without that much effort, but instead I'm more in the C+/B- range.

The user below me hangs around playgrounds, schools, gyms, etc. wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.