I love your threads Rol. You give this site some much needed laughter.

For some strange reason reading one of Rols threads is like me trying to figure out some kimpossible mathematical equation.

I crap my pants, have small seizures, and blood leaks from my ears trying to solve it.

People still moan and groan about the lack of second analog stick even though they can use the touch screen.

another one of this threads...

Typical Rol thread, but people still fall for it. :D

1. 3DS had the same problem. People said the 3DS looks like a DS with just added 3D. And look what it's selling now.

2. Again, 3DS has the same problem. I won't deny that the smartphones are a growing market and more and more developers will release games for them, but the Smartphone market is plaqued by it's different compatibility. If you buy a Vita or 3DS game, you knowe you can play it on every Vita or 3DS handheld. Smartphone, nah. Also, the handheld market will shrink, but it won't die. People will always going to buy dedicated handheld consoles.

3. And again, 3DS had the same problem. In fact, many people called it doomed because the launch games were terrible. And the Vita is just out for a month now and it's even released outside Japan. The games will come, just give it time.

4. That's what the back touchscreen is for, duh.

5. Agree here.

LOL! Oh Pokemon jokes! XD

I haven't watched that movie in ages.

Misleading title.
Should be "5 reasons why rol is a hater."

What topic did you steal these reasons from? I can't be bothered to comb through the old 3DS threads.

I disagree you are wrong!