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chazy13 on 14 September 2011

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Alby_da_Wolf on 14 September 2011

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost exist because Chuck Norris ripped God into three separate entities.

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Chuck Norris won an award today, kanya west sat politely in is seat.

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Mistershine on 14 September 2011

Go to google and type 'find chuck norris' and click I'm feeling lucky.

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JEMC on 14 September 2011

-Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-On the last page of the Guinness book of records, you can read in small print that all world records currently belong to Chuck Norris, and people mentioned in the book are the ones that have come closest.
-Indiana Jones whip is braided hair of the beard of Chuck.

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