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yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:

 


They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!! 

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!


One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?


Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

I'm still waiting


Waiting for a mighty land tortoise to show you it's overwhelming compassion and vehicular skills, well too bad as I placed a magic tortoise curse upon you!!



           

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blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:

 


They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!! 

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!


One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?


Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

I'm still waiting


Waiting for a mighty land tortoise to show you it's overwhelming compassion and vehicular skills, well too bad as I placed a magic tortoise curse upon you!!

xD what the hell is a "magic tortoise curse"?



yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:

 


They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!! 

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!


One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?


Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

I'm still waiting


Waiting for a mighty land tortoise to show you it's overwhelming compassion and vehicular skills, well too bad as I placed a magic tortoise curse upon you!!

xD what the hell is a "magic tortoise curse"?


No tortoise well ever love you!



           

blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:




One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?


Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

I'm still waiting


Waiting for a mighty land tortoise to show you it's overwhelming compassion and vehicular skills, well too bad as I placed a magic tortoise curse upon you!!

xD what the hell is a "magic tortoise curse"?


No tortoise well ever love you!

Lol that sounds like a pretty awesome curse to me :P



blkfish92 said:
izaaz101 said:
I've ridden a tortoise before...quite bumpy. Not enjoyable. Now a rhino...that seems like it would be fun to ride.


^ Rhino's aren't immortal though.

Tell that to a rhino.



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wfz said:

Well I wasn't sure if the tortoise was the best choice, so I googled "best animal to ride on" and clicked on the first hit.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101206154500AAsOnhD

I have to agree with the answer. Have you considered riding a human female?

ROFL Didn't see that coming!



izaaz101 said:
blkfish92 said:
izaaz101 said:
I've ridden a tortoise before...quite bumpy. Not enjoyable. Now a rhino...that seems like it would be fun to ride.


^ Rhino's aren't immortal though.

Tell that to a rhino.


Tortoise vs. rhino, tortoise wins =p