wonk's sucessful investigation.
"As you positioned yourself to investigate on Han Solo's actions tonight, you found a nice little pot in the park. Han solo did appear quickly, your information was correct. You found it odd however that at his waist was dangling a metal rod instead of his trustee blaster.... and he was walking directly towards you! You didn't have time to move that your parts began to twist and you soon became just a chunck of metal. Hat - Han Solo was indeed evil and you may never have a chance to tell...a few hours past and your battery is running dry... a man arrives, you'll be able to tell! Unfortunately this man just sat on you delivering the killing blow as you said "He is Ev....".
this goes with the main flavor:
"Luckily for me I find a nice hidden spot with a good view of the scene…. And there’s even a small trashcan for me to sit on…. “Beep Beeeeepppp….” That little sound frightened me as it came from my seat but it stopped and wasn’t loud enough to alert the figures."
"The man in black is now satisfied with the results of his powers, he picks up his weapon and leaves. I do so too, but as I get up I now realize that I wasn’t sitting on a trashcan, rather a crushed droid."
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