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Cheebee on 19 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Cheebee said:

Almost a whole day.

You poor fellow. However do you manage?

By reminding myself there's more to come today.



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MrBubbles on 19 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:

5 years 3 months 21 days 4 hours 22 minutes and ...12 seconds

You muse be going crazy if you're this precise.


lol...well i was joking with the precise measurements of time but its probably been about 4 or 5 years.

Are you practicing to become a monk or something? Or are you married?


nothing to do with religion, im not married, and ive nothing against sex.  one of the biggest factors is that, at best, i view humans akin to one of the lesser mammals...like a platypus ...absurd and pointless.

i have had seven sexual partners though...but sex isnt really a big thing for me. 

Were those partners... dogs or something? Or superior mammals like dolphins?


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.



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sapphi_snake on 19 March 2011
MrBubbles said:


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.

Monster! Dolphine's cannot consent to sex with humans. Animal rapist!!!



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Tony_Stark on 19 March 2011
toastboy44562 said:
NiKKoM said:
toastboy44562 said:

3min....since i last jacked off


I hope you washed your hand before you typed that..

nope ;P im too cool for that. i have bitches lick it off my hands


you have your ripe female dogs lick it off your hands? That's not much better...just sayin'.



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MrBubbles on 19 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.

Monster! Dolphine's cannot consent to sex with humans. Animal rapist!!!


as long as they dont say no, im good.  



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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sapphi_snake on 20 March 2011
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.

Monster! Dolphine's cannot consent to sex with humans. Animal rapist!!!


as long as they dont say no, im good.  

They can't say no. Monster!!!



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

MrBubbles on 20 March 2011
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.

Monster! Dolphine's cannot consent to sex with humans. Animal rapist!!!


as long as they dont say no, im good.  

They can't say no. Monster!!!


...*cocks an eyebrow*... 



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

MrBubbles Review Threads: Bill Gates, Jak II, Kingdom Hearts II, The Strangers, Sly 2, Crackdown, Zohan, Quarantine, Klungo Sssavesss Teh World, MS@E3'08, WATCHMEN(movie), Shadow of the Colossus, The Saboteur

sapphi_snake on 20 March 2011
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:
sapphi_snake said:
MrBubbles said:


you know...if i lived near an ocean those dolphins would be pretty tough competition for humans.

Monster! Dolphine's cannot consent to sex with humans. Animal rapist!!!


as long as they dont say no, im good.  

They can't say no. Monster!!!


...*cocks an eyebrow*... 

Dolphins can't talk silly.

(Well, they can actually immitate humans sounds, but most people won't be able to undertsand them due to their high pitched voices.)



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)