Gambit--every time you try to get intimate you get all excited and charge up the woman till she explodes--supposed to be the other way around...

EVERY HERO--the train you just stopped from going off the tracks caused about 50 cases of wiplash and a few broken bones--you are now the receiving end of clas action suit for multiple bill dollars

Cyborg--despite advances in tec that give you super human abilities you still have to look like this...



i mean we can rebuild you but we cant figure outa clever rubber material to cover up all the machine parts we had to install...also the repair bill is going to be 1,999,999,999,999,999,999.99

Zero (Megaman X) - No matter how badass you are, you still look like a girl. The little circles on your chest do not help.






Aquaman - No matter how great you were, are, or will be, you will never live this game down:

Super Goofy - Wearing that lame pyjamas for costume.

@Aquaman-- unless you are in water....yeah ....

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--for having to be second-rate characters on Spongebob.

Peter Petrelli-Eveyone hates you for your constant whining and irritating hair