Who's Mike Seavers?

Tell her she has gotten fat, probably due to xmas and getting old & shit, she will get the boner down for you, promised

If she's doing a lap dance to another man, I doubt you'll get a boner. Hey, I can volunteer.

For the sake of helping a fellow gamer, you know...

You should only worry if you can't get a boner. It probably just means you're backed up and need to empty your ball-sack into someone's mouth/asshole/cunt. Blue balls, it''ll get ya.

SELF CONTROL is the key.  you gotta breathe deeply and channel your energy away from sexual intentions.

congrats

Oh ! How about wearing your mother's panties ? That should do it !

You are lucky. If a girl would give me a lap dance I would  immediately ejaculate.Yes my penis is very sensitive.

That's nice to know, good feedback!

hit it with a hammer till it truns purple... it works! permanently.. :/  not that i would know or anything. :'(