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NotStan on 27 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


Inorite, it's a made up story in a mythical world, and the most famous guy in the world doesn't get laid until like 20. I wonder if Hogwarts had an equivalent of red light district.. and instead of hunting for Hoxruces or w/e they're called, Dumbledore takes him there, would be an entertaining twist tbh x)

Dumbledore is gay. I doubt he'd take Harry there. That's something a macho hetero guy wwould do. I think Sirius would've done something like that.

Duuude.. Sirius is dead.. Talk about opening raw wounds!



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sapphi_snake on 27 December 2010
NotStan said:
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


Inorite, it's a made up story in a mythical world, and the most famous guy in the world doesn't get laid until like 20. I wonder if Hogwarts had an equivalent of red light district.. and instead of hunting for Hoxruces or w/e they're called, Dumbledore takes him there, would be an entertaining twist tbh x)

Dumbledore is gay. I doubt he'd take Harry there. That's something a macho hetero guy wwould do. I think Sirius would've done something like that.

Duuude.. Sirius is dead.. Talk about opening raw wounds!

Didn't you say Harry Potter was silly? You hypocrite!

(And you know he'd do it if he were still alive. Harry needs to get layed - I'm reading book 6 at the moment.)



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

NotStan on 27 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


Inorite, it's a made up story in a mythical world, and the most famous guy in the world doesn't get laid until like 20. I wonder if Hogwarts had an equivalent of red light district.. and instead of hunting for Hoxruces or w/e they're called, Dumbledore takes him there, would be an entertaining twist tbh x)

Dumbledore is gay. I doubt he'd take Harry there. That's something a macho hetero guy wwould do. I think Sirius would've done something like that.

Duuude.. Sirius is dead.. Talk about opening raw wounds!

Didn't you say Harry Potter was silly? You hypocrite!

(And you know he'd do it if he were still alive. Harry needs to get layed - I'm reading book 6 at the moment.)


I was kidding, I couldn't care less haha, the only reason I read them was because my mother did, yes my 30 year old mother read Harry Potter AND liked it. Better hope she won't get her hands on Twilight.



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sapphi_snake on 27 December 2010
NotStan said:


I was kidding, I couldn't care less haha, the only reason I read them was because my mother did, yes my 30 year old mother read Harry Potter AND liked it. Better hope she won't get her hands on Twilight.

You'd better make sure she doesn't. My aunt (the mother of my Twilight obssessed cousin) is obseessed with that book too. She and my cousin forced me to watch the movie with them last summer. It was a nightmare.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

NotStan on 27 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


I was kidding, I couldn't care less haha, the only reason I read them was because my mother did, yes my 30 year old mother read Harry Potter AND liked it. Better hope she won't get her hands on Twilight.

You'd better make sure she doesn't. My aunt (the mother of my Twilight obssessed cousin) is obseessed with that book too. She and my cousin forced me to watch the movie with them last summer. It was a nightmare.


Friend invited me to watch New Moon with him. I laughed him out of the room, it's okay he didn't take that incident too seriously :p, I could have sworn they said that the Eclipse or w/e was the last movie they'd make? As usual Hollywood can't resist milking the frigging franchise to death.



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sapphi_snake on 27 December 2010
NotStan said:
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


I was kidding, I couldn't care less haha, the only reason I read them was because my mother did, yes my 30 year old mother read Harry Potter AND liked it. Better hope she won't get her hands on Twilight.

You'd better make sure she doesn't. My aunt (the mother of my Twilight obssessed cousin) is obseessed with that book too. She and my cousin forced me to watch the movie with them last summer. It was a nightmare.


Friend invited me to watch New Moon with him. I laughed him out of the room, it's okay he didn't take that incident too seriously :p, I could have sworn they said that the Eclipse or w/e was the last movie they'd make? As usual Hollywood can't resist milking the frigging franchise to death.

The last book in the series is called Breaking Dawn (I know because my cousin has read it dozens of times). Also, did you say "he". Your friend is a guy, and he likes Twilight??? Is he gay?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

NotStan on 27 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:


I was kidding, I couldn't care less haha, the only reason I read them was because my mother did, yes my 30 year old mother read Harry Potter AND liked it. Better hope she won't get her hands on Twilight.

You'd better make sure she doesn't. My aunt (the mother of my Twilight obssessed cousin) is obseessed with that book too. She and my cousin forced me to watch the movie with them last summer. It was a nightmare.


Friend invited me to watch New Moon with him. I laughed him out of the room, it's okay he didn't take that incident too seriously :p, I could have sworn they said that the Eclipse or w/e was the last movie they'd make? As usual Hollywood can't resist milking the frigging franchise to death.

The last book in the series is called Breaking Dawn (I know because my cousin has read it dozens of times). Also, did you say "he". Your friend is a guy, and he likes Twilight??? Is he gay?

Not to my knowledge no haha, if he is then he's quite far in the closet and besides, Machina likes Twilight too so it's not a rare phenomenon to meet a guy that likes those abysmal series :p, "opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one" lol.



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Jexy on 27 December 2010

wow.  just.... wow



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sapphi_snake on 27 December 2010
NotStan said:

Not to my knowledge no haha, if he is then he's quite far in the closet and besides, Machina likes Twilight too so it's not a rare phenomenon to meet a guy that likes those abysmal series :p, "opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one" lol.

I think that admitting you like Twilight is the first step to comming out, LOL. I hope Machina doesn't ban me. It's OK to be gay after all (liking Twilight isn't though).



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

NotStan on 27 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
NotStan said:

Not to my knowledge no haha, if he is then he's quite far in the closet and besides, Machina likes Twilight too so it's not a rare phenomenon to meet a guy that likes those abysmal series :p, "opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one" lol.

I think that admitting you like Twilight is the first step to comming out, LOL. I hope Machina doesn't ban me. It's OK to be gay after all (liking Twilight isn't though).

*Puts on flame retardant melon helmet on the head to avoid the incoming torrent of abuse :p* 



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