England will win the series 3-0 or 2-0. England are a better cricket team than Australia. England have better batsmen, have better fields-men and better bowlers. Australia can not bowl, can not field and can not bat. England team is younger and hungrier than the aging Dad's Army Australian cricket team.
England's second innings of 1 declared for 517. Proves Australia bowlers have nothing. Strauss 110 only man out missed time a 4 ball from a part time out of form batsmen-bowler.
Great innings by Cook 235 not out and Trott 135 not out. England have in form batsmen and in form bowlers. Aussie team they are mainly out of form, injured, no good or too old. (combination of these four factors).
Australia bowling England out for 260 in less than one day was a fluke. Siddle's hat trick and 6 wicket haul was a fluke. He will never do that again. Siddle is another B-Grade English county bowler who got lucky. Every dog has its day. Most English fans had never heard of Siddle before he fluked the hat trick.
Michael Clarke still hurting over his split with white trash Lara who? Mitchell Johnson's 2009 Ashes nightmare is being relived 18 month later. Johnson is a B-Grade English county cricket bowler. Ponting is too old and he will lose a third Ashes series and he will be forced to retire with his head between his knees. Marcus North should change his name to Marcus South: out of form batsman who has no place in the Aussie team. South will soon be dropped by Aussie selectors.
How many wide and no ball does the sling shot action of Mitchell Johnson can bowl in an innings? He never looks like getting the bowl on a good line and length. Johnson bowling is B-Grade English country bowling. Johnson finished the First Test with brilliant figures of no wick for 170 runs. His bowling is like shooting fish in the barrel. You or me could easily score runs against Australia's "best" bowler.
We are the Army, The Barmy, Barmy Army.