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NORTH KOREA BOSS FEARS EXECUTION


Kim Jong-hun has been punished

Saturday July 31,2010

By Richard Tanner

WHILE Fabio Capello kept his £6million-a-year job despite England’s World Cup debacle, one of his fellow managers in South Africa has been left fearing for his life.

 

North Korea coach Kim Jong-hun has been sacked, publicly ridiculed, expelled from the Worker’s Party and forced into the construction industry as a labourer in the strict and secretive communist regime. But it is the accusation that he has “betrayed” General Kim Jong-un – the shadowy son of North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-il – that has raised fears he could be executed.

In recent months, North Korea has executed two top officials – one who oversaw a disastrous currency revaluation and another who was in charge of diplomatic talks with South Korea. The North Korea team were praised for their spirited display in their opening group game against Brazil, when they lost 2-1.

On the back of that performance, the despotic leadership took the unprecedented step of broadcasting live the team’s second group game against Portugal.

But they were left stunned when the team lost 7-0. Commentary of the second half – when the North Koreans conceded six of the goals – stopped and the match went unreported in the next day’s newspapers.

They finished their campaign with a 3-0 defeat by the Ivory Coast.

On their return home, the squad were forced to stand for six hours on a stage at the People’s Palace of Culture while an audience of 400 party officials, athletes and students reprimanded and ridiculed them.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT !!!?? Were they expected to win the WC or something ?



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They were aiming to reach the quarter finals, the same stage they reached in 1966. However, they massively over-estimated their, especially given the group they were drawn in. They have still qualified for next years Asian Cup, expect something similar to happen when they dont win that.



man that guy should find a way out of there and fast



Wonderful, this one or even the nice clever old Mayan-Aztec custom of beheading the losing team or at least its captain, is the solution I always suggest for this football become far too boring!!!   



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Alby_da_Wolf said:

Wonderful, this one or even the nice clever old Mayan-Aztec custom of beheading the losing team or at least its captain, is the solution I always suggest for this football become far too boring!!!   


I believe the ones who won would be the one to be sacraficed.



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If I was a North Korean player in the WC, I'd have probably just run out the stadium to hide so I wouldn't get forced back...



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xKakashi209x said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:

Wonderful, this one or even the nice clever old Mayan-Aztec custom of beheading the losing team or at least its captain, is the solution I always suggest for this football become far too boring!!!   


I believe the ones who won would be the one to be sacraficed.

That World Cup bored me to death, I already don't even remember who won it! Oh snap, maybe I'm really dead of boredom and my ghost is trapped in VGC... Oh well, it could be worse, trapped in a TV receiving only football matches, for example!   



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Seriously? Seriosuly???

I know some people get all worked up over this football sports nonsesne, but execution??? I'm glad my personal happiness doesn't revolve around some silly game.



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Happy to be in a free country where i don't have to fear wackjob dictators like Kim Jong Il.

North Korea didn't stand a chance in the "group of death" what did this idiot wanted them to do win the world cup? Putting your best players to hard labor isn't gonna help win the thing next time it comes around.

Stay classy Kim Jong Il.

 



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The whole team should have refused to return and claimed asylum. Any number of mid-level teams in national leagues would have employed them.