Well?

If your post count is twice your profile views (except if you're below 1,000 posts) you are a spammer.

If you create pointless threads that have !!!!1~~~3q5235a! or Are you a spammer? in the title you're a spammer.

If your name is Soriku, you are a spammer.  

*whacks with the banstick*

1st, i thought SPAM had to have some sort of advertising invloved (maybe i am wrong)
2nd, assuming you are correct and that spamming is just a glut of pointless posts and threads then surely this thread is one of the most ironic of all time.

Edit;
and 3rd, wow i just checked my profile, my hits travel nicely with my posts.

spam stands for

Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

Maybe you should have made this thread before you were announced as the "new Soriku" then.

 Fixed it for you