So replied back to him, and this is his response
Thanks for the good in response and am very happy and so glad to read from you,I really understand your feelings and interest you are having in the apartment and may God bless you,Amen.
We want you to know that the shipment of the keys and the documents will be deliver to your door step via DHL Company to your door step, i hope all is fine and okay with you..Presently we are with the keys and the documents of the apartment here in west africa,Nigeria due to what happened to our representative and our last tenant but am so sorry i dont want to talk about that anymore cos it really painful and this is most reason why we brought the keys and the documents of the apartmen here in Nigeria.
I will be glad if you can recieve the keys and the documents in your door step since you are dealing with us directly and i promise you that everything will be and well okay with you,I assure you with 100% Guarantee that you will never regret in having our apartment but you can view the outside of the apartment for now because the apartment is locked and there is enough of securities guilding the apartment for us..
I hope everything is okay and hope to read from you soon concerning the Application Form so i can register them at the DHL department,Once it is verifed and approved at the DHL Company i will surely get back to you as soon as possible..
Thanks nd Best Regards..
So I replied -
Something bad happened to the last tenant? I hope he wasn't murdered, I do believe that ghosts exist, and if your last tenant was murdered than I do not think I can rent this apartment as I am afraid of ghosts.
Lets see if he replies again
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