Considering the fallout over Final Fantasy XIII getting a 5 by one site, and a fixation on game scores above what reviewers actually SAY about a game, I think it is time to have a game site that would give EVERY SINGLE GAME CREATED a 10/10.  This way, the fans of the game will be happy, and the people who sell the games will be happy.  Those who weren't going to buy the game anyway won't care.  Also, don't worry about having the call the site a joke, because EVERY review site is called a joke by someone.

So, anyone want to help with the creation of the review site?  In the review site, you only write about what is good about the game and don't point out any weaknesses.  You also give a score 10/10 to whatever game you review.  To produce reviews, all you have to do is fiddle with a game until you find something good about it (you can go longer if you like to find more good), and then sum up what the game is about, and say what you found good.

There has to be a market for this.  We need some site to enable fans of games to use as ammo to support their favorite game in a forum like this.  Think of it as the opposite of Zero Punctuation.

EDIT: Actually, we can also go to 11 (instead of 10).  This is because things are better when they go to 11:

To get this to work, you would need some people to write these reviews and a few other plants who would post links to the reviews on sites like this.  Can also set up a blog site for the reviews.

Your idea sucks! I wish a site that gives every game a 1 :P citing every possible minor flaw and mocking the game to oblivion.

I bet the publishers would be thrilled about it, even if the site were parody. As long as it got on to metacritic, they wouldn't care.

Could be fun.

I'd prefer this idea as well. Far more interesting.

11/10

-watches out for prof.crab-

I give this thread a 10/10.

Im in!

I can tell you deadly premonition is the best game ever!!

Ill write some reviews.

Zero Punctuation does that already

love the idea! i'd help out if you actually make something of it (i'm assuming this is just a joke threak).