I'd be the female character who has lots of experiance (we're talking about life here) and wise words but got herself a tragic past and her own problems.

A little like Lulu in FFX, personality wise.

Please, female characters can't have REAL personalities.

I guess Im the tavern owner ; )

Now why in the world would you be that?

You should be the lonely sweeper outside a movie theatre who gives out really wise advice.

I'll be one of the hundreds of one hit kill enemies at the beginning of the game. Some kind of rat or blob of goo should suffice.

Lolitas have been banned.

I'll be the professor that creates a robot. It will be able to combine and transform, making it the best robot the world has ever seen. Because, what use would be a giant robot that could do niether?

Spot for Dark Professor is still open

I could be one of the civilians/attacked human who stands up to MontanaHatchet with a group of freedom fighters. We could meet up with the protagonist towards the end of the game and help defeat Monty.

^The Civil Uprising is one of the most dangerous guerilla groups in the world. You steal from our supplies to further your own fruitless attemps. If you shall not stop, we shall decimate you within the next 72 hours.

Go ahead. But Monty must be stopped at any cost.

But the Yeming Bomb you developed from our Chemigun powder only spread though the entire area, killing the general population. There was a death toll of 114,000 people! You didn't care! You hopped on the sonic jets and flew away.

We can't stop Dr. Monty and protect the world if there is no one to protect!

We are now planning to raid your facilities and capture you. The Forest of Rubang can no longer shield you.