Good as a honorable mention, but those weren't ads
Otherwise I could ad(d) these here:
"16 times the detail"
"It just works"
"You guys don't have phones?"
Let's see what they had the other side of the pacific ocean...
Well, excuuuuuse me, princess, but I don't know which one's better (or worse depending on your point of view)
The Japanese one is much better!! You'd be a fool to think otherwise.
Here's one that's not so much better.