Hi, I am posting on behalf of the Gay Agenda.
If you did not know already, gay people exist for the sole purpose of upsetting high strung christians (shh.. its a secret)
If you choose to be one of us, you will score such benefits as;
-World Wide Telepathy between other homosexuals, so we can collude in out efforts to destroy the values of marriage and the concept of "family"
-And a double pass to Wicked or Billy Elliot.
You will also be assigned your own public bathroom or elementary school to start recruiting.
For more info:
Email: pigboybuttlover@gayrights.com