"will you go to the prom with me?"

"yes you sexy" or "no you ugly"

If no ask next best date, rinse and repeat until success.

Also get in early before all the best dates are taken.

Or you could pay an escort and be awesome.

Don't people care more about personality?

For me, looks and inteligence are sorta baseline. If a girl is smart and at least decent looking, personality is everything. I wouldn't date a manipulative snotty jerk even if she was hot as hell.

I was being sarcastic. All I was saying is ask the person you want to take as quickly as possible. If she says no then since you asked early you'll still have other options.

Yo why don't you just ask her to go get a drink with you or something.

Is it that hard?

Just say "hey helga, come get a drink with me!" and go to the water fountain, or the vending machine, or something.

btw i hope her names not helga


once u get her alone, just ask her.

dont leave a condom in your wallet so that she sees ur up to something when u pay for dinner

My sarcasm detector needs a tune-up I guess.

Proms a huge money sink so if this girl says no I probably won't go... which is fine with me.