Start from the top and work your way down the list.
I'd start by stabing this woman in the Uterus Duggar family
Sansui is on the right track. I've never thought of giving CFLs to people, of course the government used to give one away to every household. Now I have a box full of my old incadescents. I'm waiting for them to be recyclable before I do anything about them.
I was referering solely to the toxicity of pig shit. That stuff is nasty, you can't really dispose of it you have to keep it in gigantic vats (cesspools) that are small scale ecological desasters waiting to happen if they break.