All hail Nintendo, our benevolent overlords. All hail Miyamoto, God among men.
I've been with Nintendo since the beginning. I stood by them in the glory days of the NES.
I fought for Nintendo in the great war against Sega in the 16-bit era. Seriously wounded, Sega feebly struggled on, doomed to failure, but Nintendo lived on.
I stood by Nintendo during the dark years of Sony oppression. These were trying times, but my faith in Nintendo held strong, my loyalty unwavering.
But now, with the Wii and DS dominating the sales charts, Nintendo has ushered us into a new Golden Age of Gaming. And still I stand by Nintendo, ready to defend it from those who would do it harm.
Nintendo, I pledge my life to thee.