This thread is severely lacking in hilarious new posts. :(

Also, I wouldn't mind reading through a good philosophy discussion. I'm not nearly familiar enough with the material to participate, but it would be interesting nonetheless.

QFT....

I have undeniable proof that Kojima just sucks compared to these philosopher`s.

Having witnessed his low alcohol treshold at several industry parties(Kojima cant handle more then two beers before getting horribly drunk) and comparing it to the big philosopher`s alcohol consumption we can corelate the following.

Kojima IS DUMB while the guys in the following song are all brilliant thinkers:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

This is the guy who wanted bigger maps for MGS 4 but ran out of disk space. He used up the entire 50 GB on the blu ray disk. MGS 4 is the biggest game ever to be made. Maybe he used have used 2 blu ray disks

Does anybody know if Kojima writes the scripts for every MGS or only the general idea, and then the anime lovers write the script???

LMFAO


SSJ needs to settle down.


As I've seen in the past SSJ isn't much of a debater. We'll see if he proves us wrong.

It's like the Coke Zero commercial of tomorrow.

-When will we get to play the game of tomorrow?
-Tomorrow.
-But won't tomorrow be today, tomorrow?
-Yes, which is why it will come out exactly on day after you think you will be able to play it.

lmaoo i guess he chickened out

Where are all the armchair philosophers now?

Write something about an acchievement or anything Nintendo has done for gaming and he will be here as sure as lightning strikes to point out that Sony did it better or that PC is king,

That´s how you get him in here.