Oh PowerShell, how I used to hate thee.

Thy wicked ways and unforgiving syntax drove me crazy.

Your foul use of If's, foreach's, and when's made no sense, at first.

But on this day I find you ever so pleasing, welcoming, and altogether superb.

The ease that you run through difficult and monotonous tasks astounds.

Thy syntax, yet still unforgiving, is now a playground of my will.

Oh PowerShell, whatever would I do without thy ample and nearly infinite uses.

Oh PowerShell, thou art almost as good to me as BASH.

Oh PowerShell, how I now love to use thee.

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Graci, Graci, *takes a bow*

If anyone has not guessed it yet, I'm a sysadmin. So yeah, that's where I'm coming from with this.