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TL;DR below.
Hey kids, have y- Wait, you're not a kid anymore...? Yeah, okay... Hey "Older kids", have you every tried to get that hot girl in 7th Grade Science class but always resorted to fantasy? Well, this is the guide to fulfil your wishes!
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Option 1 - Don't be horny
Now, now, don't be getting all offended. I know you're thinking, "B-but, I'm "experimenting!", but you already know that masturbating isn't the same thing as sex, and you're doing the same fantasy over and over again, but with different people. It's not like getting horny at random times is going to help prepare you for making love to your wife, is it? Hell naw!
Option 1.1 - Distract yourself
Just do anything that doesn't make you horny. Does this need an explanation?
Option 1.2 (Can be done along with Option 1) - Hallelujah baby!
(Doesn't work for most people, but there isn't harm in giving it a try if option 1 doesn't work)
If you want a slow, but steady decline in being horny, this one is for you. For this one to work you need to believe in the Christian God, and read the Bible. This should get you started, assuming you do this one:
http://www.gotquestions.org/way-of-salvation.html
http://www.gotquestions.org/catholicism.html
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Option 2 - Do ya really need to date that girl?
If you couldn't escape the power of bewbz, then why do you still want to date her in the first place? All you are going to do is look at her, you might as well just fantasize about it...
Option 2.1 (Does not apply to anyone) - Dem Fetishes!
Fantasy not workin' for ya? Well, if you have a fetish, act on that you kinky son of a b*tch!
Spanking - Get her to hit you... What else did you expect?
Feet - Get her to put her feet on you... Again, what the hell did you expect?
Shoes - Take her shoes... Somehow.
Leather - Uhm... Just give up.
Everything else - Either the answer is REALLY obvious, or you have to give up.
Option 2.2 - Friend Zone
If you're going to date someone just to look/talk to them, you might as well just be friends. All ya have to do is take dem stealth looks!
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TL;DR:
If you didn't read this, then you probably didn't think it was worth the time! Give your own suggestions for spoiled pre-teens, then!
