You are Cher. You wake up one morning in mediavel Europe. Cher has no interest in the fun of living in Medieval Europe though and instead takes a job in the kitchen of the local tavern. You don't get to see the cool streets of mediavel Europe even though you can pick from a vast range of cities across the continent, and Isles. You never get to see the tavern either as she has to stay in the kitchen where she learns her trade. You have to clean dishes using the Wiimote and the screeching from the dishes must then be mimicked by Cher. The faster you get at cleaning dishes, the greater her attributes grow.
In the end, when your attributes are high enough, you emerge from the kitchen in what is now the 1970's. You travel to the US and become a huge star. The twist, this is a true story and Cher was born in Medieval Europe. Best, worst video game ever based on the life and times of Cher.