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Forums - Gaming Discussion - The tale of Jane Consumer, Cliff Xbox and Bob Playstation.

 

So, what will you buy?

PS4 2 66.67%
 
Xbox One 0 0%
 
Wii U, why the story did not mention it? 1 33.33%
 
I will stick with PC. 0 0%
 
Total:3

Bob Playstation loves Jane Consumer, he wants to treat her right, to have a relationship, maybe kids.

But Jane Consumer loves Cliff Xbox, he is tall, drives a big flashy car and he is also american, Bob is a asian kid and he is too much of a nice guy, Jane wants the bad boy attitude of Cliff Xbox, he looks like trouble, and she loves it.

Then Cliff Xbox takes Jane Consumer out in his cool car. She is happy, but she is also young and naive, she thought they would just play and laugh, but he beat her up, rapes her and trows her out of the car in the middle of nowhere.

Now Jane Consumer is confused, she is sad, without a direction in life. Cliff Xbox got her pregnant and left, with nothing left but sorrow and despair.

Bob Playstation comes to visit.

"Hey baby, I love you, I want you back. I will treat you right, raise your baby. We can play, laugh, be happy, and you know I will always respect you".

Jane can´t believe, she is so happy, she is in love.

"Oh Bob, you´re so wonderfull, I am so sorry, I was young and naive, I will be with you Bob, we will be so happy. Kiss me Bob, kiss me"

The End.



My grammar errors are justified by the fact that I am a brazilian living in Brazil. I am also very stupid.

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So she is getting a baby xbox.... raised by Bob Playstation .... i will skip this generation confirmed?