And this, kids, is why review scores don't mean anything. And why metacritic is a useless tool for judging the quality of any one game.
*EDIT*
A quote from the review:
"Ultimately, Nano Assault Neo is my least favourite kind of game; the kind that follows in others' footsteps with little to call its own. It's not a bad game in the conventional sense - it's not tedious or broken - and it's even moderately amusing, but it's not especially refined and I'm not sure why it exists beyond trying to score a quick buck during a deserted launch window."
On the review site, user 'ZuluHero' left this brilliant comment in response:
"Ultimately, this review is my least favourite kind of review; the kind that follows in others' footsteps with little to call its own. It's not a bad review in the conventional sense - it's not tedious or broken - and it's even moderately amusing, but it's not especially refined and I'm not sure why it exists..."