Just curious.

I swim and play water polo so... I'm pretty buff

I used to play football (not hand egg) and was pretty good at trampolining, but now the most I do is the occasional game of Ultimate Frisbee. Its nowhere near as popular as it should be in England though.

I do the exact same sports as you
but waterpolo is mostly with my friends to have fun, not
a serious sport

Just Basketball since I've been out of HS.

I hunt little African children. Usually with bow and arrow, when im feeling confident i just shoot them with needles filled with aids.

hockey, lacrosse and 5-pin bowling

I fail to see how that is funny at all.

Football. (believe it or not)

Gaming and sex (hey it counts)

I guess track & field at a push ...

Climbing, Badminton and Squash.