Reposting because no one even tried to guess and the original post is now 2 or 3 pages back.
32. You never really die in this game, but if you get a game over, you get turned into a plant-animal hybrid.
31. A dethroned king becomes a pirate and kidnaps your uncle.
30. Blasphemy time. Our gracious host especially would regard the placing of this title on the list above another game to be an abomination.