jesus fucking christ, were people looking at you in the mall or anything?
the same thing happened to be but not nearly as bad. was walking home under some electric wires where birds are often sitting and all of a sudden some shit landed in my hair. went home and immediately showered and washed my hair and face several times.
I honestly can't remember how people were reacting, or even how many saw me. There are definitely details that have faded into the ether. :) I do remember there were people going in and out of the mall bathroom as I awkwardly cleaned up.
Chinese food for breakfast