So I went out with some friends and a neighbor to a pool hall (billiards)/ bar which was fun till apparently the neighbor said something to get him kicked out thus we all ended up having to leave. So we made our way to a strip club after that which I haven't been to one in like 15 years. At first I was having a decent time but then I wanted to help my neighbor out by buying him a lap dance and one for myself. Gave the bitch 40 dollars for a 20 lap dance for him and one for my ass. Well turns out she already clocked him down for 2 which was bullshit because other friend got one from a different stripper for way longer for only 20. Seems like I always get ripped off at these fucking places. Last time I went I just was dropping a friend off because I had to work but I decided to order some food there. The water I ordered before the meal turned to be 5 dollar charge on tab but should have been taken off since I ordered food. They supposedly charge 5 for water to avoid cheap bastards that just sit around drinking water I guess but even after asking her to take off charge due to buying food she came back and was like sorry can't do it. Complete bullshit and was like okay well there goes any decent tip for you then.
Perhaps I'm just a cheap bastard and don't like blowing money on what I deem pointless. I'd rather just jack myself off for free or you know fuck my girl for free. Anyways, are there any other guys out there that hate strip clubs or am I just a pussy?
