Man, this is a good one.
Okay, so Rosalina could possibly be Mario's daughter or niece. Nothing certain, but in a situation of being in a family reunion and having cute ass girls around, it's always good to just not take a sip of out of that cup. So Rosalina is out.
Peach is clearly not interested. How many years has it been? How many situations? How many kidnappings, how many sports events, how many chances before Mario can get his foot in the door? You know, there are plenty of princess's in the Nintendo universe. Bro, you got to give that girl up. I know its hard, but look at the clues, man. Not gonna happen.
Pauline, well... Just so many unanswered questions. In Odyssey, she acted like you two never met. Pauline went and got a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y-y. It seems to me that after the whole Donkey Kong thing, she either got a case of amnesia, or the trick is playing games. Bro, stop with these chicks that love that dollar dollar green green. I mean, it's like Peach all over again. She has constituents like Peach got her Queendom. Get a girl that isn't from outer space and crazy responsatililties.
Daisy, bro, she look like she's down. So my pick is Daisy for Mario. First off, she could be Luigi's ex(Mario Kart Daisy's and Luigi statue), so clearly she's down with the mustache plumber thing you two got going on. And yeah, they prolly going out, but come on, Luigi with his big ass mansions full of dead people's money didn't put a ring on it. And he's your brother, but come on dawg, love knows no bound be it blood or otherwise. ANd also, lots of yall commentators out there saying Mario got that rotund belly, but let's not forget(via Mario Tennis Aces) Daisy got that thickness. Tho will admit I'm not an ass man. But Mario seems to like that junk in the trunk. Also, Daisy Hearts Mario.
