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S.Peelman said:

Wright said:

 

This puzzle's difficulty is an insult to kid's intelligence. I completed more elaborated mazes as a kid on newspapers than this lousy attempt at one.

It's funny that there's actually a page with the solution.

Hmm, that seems to actually be a page that shows the way to failure. They don't even go to the money, ice cream, sex or sleep!